3rd June 2012
Reblogged From rainbowsareforsquares
Notes: 382
Because America
MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME
THE AMERICAN CREME
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
they were quite delicious though
omfg im canadian and i want these.
- Camera: motorola Droid
- Aperture: f/2.4
- Exposure: 1/33th
- Focal Length: 4mm
in a constant state of arousal bc asian men
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
- mom: that's loki, she is in love with him
- whole family: *turns to stare at me, shunning me with their gazes*
- me: HE'S SO PRECIOUS, LOOK
- loki: *kills person*
(Source: look-likebarbie)
“First one to bring me that will get a ride back with Peggy!”
- me: closes wrong tab
- me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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